I'm A Grown Ass Lady Napkins
Your customers can grab this napkin, go to the nearest mirror and read it out loud while they look deep into their eyes at least 10 times in a row. Once the wisdom washes over them as it becomes their new mantra. Then they go share their newfound wisdom with all of their best friends at their next book club meeting/wine night/early morning powerwalk session. Wherever empowered drinks might be served.